Pandas Will Share the Road But Not the Food

If pandas were human, they'd probably carry

your groceries to the car.

They would never try to race you

on the freeway, but they wave

hello and eat their snackies while driving,

their speed stays under the law.

Don’t expect a panda to share apples

or their bamboo—off limits.

The wind tickles their noses, and

they side-eye the meander.